Sunday, October 18, 2009

The Comprehensive List of Things That Are Overrated

The Comprehensive List of Things That Are Overrated

By DJ Dual Core



In no particular order:

  1. owning your own home
  2. small towns
  3. electronic publication
  4. political parties
  5. high proof beer
  6. capitalism
  7. "classic" guitars
  8. English
  9. color photography
  10. computer monitors over 19"
  11. being thin
  12. color printing
  13. high fidelity audio
  14. high volumes
  15. clear skin
  16. computers
  17. hair
  18. being right
  19. cars
  20. vintage audio equipment
  21. being missed
  22. airport security
  23. 4-axis joysticks
  24. reduced fat salad dressing
  25. four wheel drive
  26. imported things
  27. virtuosity
  28. robots
  29. tradition
  30. digital modeling
  31. parenthood
  32. mineral water
  33. being good
  34. democracy
  35. ear buds
  36. A 440
  37. boats
  38. low profile tires
  39. being remembered
  40. TV's over 32"
  41. facial hair
  42. low taxes
  43. wireless things
  44. power
  45. carbonated water
  46. temperance
  47. vinyl LP's
  48. horsepower
  49. aftertouch
  50. low humidity
  51. flavored water
  52. surge protection
  53. random access
  54. pure spring water
  55. testosterone
  56. automatic document compression
  57. knowing the code
  58. low car payments
  59. making people laugh
  60. MySpace
  61. copyrights
  62. purified water
  63. catchy slogans
  64. sunscreen
  65. universal remotes
  66. natural things
  67. size mattering
  68. chocolate
  69. buying in bulk
  70. the ability to cite references extemporaneously
  71. disk de-fragmentation
  72. the newest version
  73. the great outdoors
  74. patents
  75. Texas
  76. reason
  77. Reason
  78. logic
  79. Logic
  80. salt
  81. the tempered scale
  82. over-sized rims
  83. ideas that fit on a bumper-sticker
  84. tennis
  85. smart phones
  86. pledges
  87. the ability to identify constellations
  88. differences between free and open source software licenses
  89. inexpensive printers
  90. being well liked
  91. Washington D.C.
  92. lite beer
  93. leasing
  94. The 21st Century

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